Ready to Bite His Head Off

I understand your wish to bite his head off. But hang on, if he's headless you won't ever see any foreplay! Besides, your problem isn't lack of foreplay. . . it's lack of communication.

When you say, 'he isn't getting the hint', you're falling into a common female trap: expecting your man to read your mind. This is what I call the Knight in Shining Armour fantasy. You know how it goes: 'If he truly loves me, he will know how to transport me to heights of ecstasy without my saying a word.'

These fantasies are for the birds-- not for the birds and the bees. Your boyfriend isn't a mind reader and since every woman is built differently, your guy can't possibly know what you need unless you tell him.

So, tell him. And fasten your seatbelt.